a song i did for the pxtunes crab album! listen to that here: https://pxtunes.bandcamp.com/album/crab

transcript (with translation):
rat rakovima znaju svi
-everyone knows the crab war

ali kazu da je to historija da se zaboravi
-but they say that its history to forget

dodi meni da ti kazem ja
-come to me so i can tell you

to sto se desilo 2023, 16i dan, i mijesec dva
-that which took place on 2023, 16th day, and month 2

izasli su iz vode sa roboti i kazu da cu ponistit nas za nase grehoti
-they came from the water with robots and say that they would destroy us for our sins

bio sam ja tu na liniju prvu
-I was there on the first line

izgubio sam ja nogu i izgubio sam ja svoju mozgu
-I lost my leg and I lost my mind

pitao sam ja svoju prijateljicu vidis ti sta se dogada mislis da cu se vratiti svoju kucu
-I asked my friend do you see what's happening do you think I will return to my home

ali tad mi strava je se stvorila zato sto moja prijateljica pretvorila u rak
-but then dread formed in me because my friend turned into a crab

to je bilo njihova tehnologija, zvali su to karcinizacija
-that was their technology, they called it carcinization

ali iz svemiru su dosli nasega spasosi, i bez brige smo nji ponistili i tako je zavrsilo se rat rakovi
-but from space came our saviors, and without care we destroyed them and that's how the crab war finished

zavrsilo je se to na mart deveti, i tako je se znao taj dan "dan meso rakovi"
-it ended on March 9, and that's how that day was known as "crab meat day"

[laughter]
hey, why are you laughing? what, you don't believe me or something? ok what, so there were some holdouts until the 16th so it didnt really stop until then, but- but officially it- whhatever, get outta here.