For: https://pxtunes.bandcamp.com/album/crab

From WPTC news in Arizona, I'm Crab Thursday and this is… What the? HEY!

“What are you doing??? Please stop… no, NO! NO! STOP! DON'T LAY EGGS IN THERE! Thats our coffee machine!”

“Eh-boro! Eh-boro! They’re laying eggs in the coffee machine! Eh-boro! please! you NEEEED to stop them!”

“HEY! No smoking in here! How?? How do crabs even smoke? Wait, Is that a bong??? *sniffing* Are you smoking pot???? Pass it.

Beginning last week WPTC news is under new management. I will be stepping down from my position”
Crab noises

What?? I can’t quit
Crab noises

yeah I know I’m the only human who can speak”
Crab demands

“I have a second job!”
Crab noises

What?? No, I can't just quit that one you guys pay me in eggs!
Crab noises

I’m an elementary school music teacher! I have lesson plans!
Crab noises

You want me to just give up on my students!?
Crab demands

Dont you raise your growls at me

*Chaos ensues*